Dealers

Sometimes, our local used car lots make me think of this.



They're nicer than that, but still. The Ford dealer's idea of a way to get people on the lot is to leave their Mustangs running and unlocked (!?), and all the doors open on their Raptor, with balloons tied to everything that you can tie a balloon to. The Hyundai place is worse, though. They used to put the top down on the resident unsellable Pontiac Trans Am convertible, tie pink balloons to everything, and offer everybody a chance to win either an Accent or a dollar. Wow. Wahoo. Hurray.

(hint: other motive for post)